neener-weiner

ho0ker:

last week in spanish class i dropped something so i said to myself “oh my god” and this really religious asian kid next to me goes “THIRD COMMANDMENT SAYS DONT TAKE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN” and i replied “first amendment says kiss my ass” so he whispered “jesus save you…” and started reciting some bible verse from memory

inotrope:

goats are the best animal ever like they’re so cute when they’re babies

but then they grow up to be a badass and metal as fuck hail satan

1612th:

oh lord

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

idk why im laughing so hard

thefrogman:

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